Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion by spagoogle March 28, 2018

FAMWIPI 

An acronym for Fat Ass Mothers Who Intentionally Park Illegally. A term used to describe the obnoxious habit of fat ass mothers who, usually in large SUVs or minivans, intentionally block or park in driveways, sidewalks, or other obviously illegal parking spots—signed or not—for the purpose of parking closer to the entrance of a school, store or other retail outlet as opposed to parking legally a bit farther away and walking like the rest of us. FAMWIPI feel that they are entitled to kojak a parking space at all times.

I whish the cops would write some parking tickets to these FAMWIPI, but that would be pig on pig crime…

FAMWIPI by Jaun Mortime March 4, 2010

Fameless 

A person who is famously infamous and has no shame about it.

My friend Kat is fameless. She does her own thang, and don't give a f___.

Everybody knows "Kat" she's fameless for giving no effs.

Fameless by zombies in the basement June 8, 2018

famdom 

the Shadowhunters fandom

(coined by actor Isaiah Mustafa)

The Shadowhunters fandom is not a normal fandom, it's a family, a famdom.

famdom by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

family guy funny moments 

a simple ironic meme turned into a phenomenon. the origin story is that there are a ton of low-quality youtube channels that simply post clips from family guy tagged as funny moments. the comments on these videos are inhuman gibberish written by small children, thus causing a meme to be born involving incoherent praise for peter griffin, low quality heavily filtered images, and other facebook-esque garbage including "LIKE FOR A FREE IPHONE 7"

the meme is well known because it has lasted for a very, very long time,much longer than any ironic meme to date.

FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS #246: VERY VERY FUNNY WATCH NOW

family guy funny moments by just a prank, bro! March 26, 2017

Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman 

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.

Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.

Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman by The Rockit February 24, 2010

a famous austrian painter 

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

a famous austrian painter by a famous austrian painter May 4, 2021