Eli's Coming

1)A phrase signifiying a portend of something evil. (source: Three Dog Night, "Eli's Coming"

2)To make reference to an inveterate womanizer who is on his way. (ibid)

"I got up this morning and felt weird... I think Eli's Coming."

-OR-

Suzy: "Brad's coming over tonight. I think he's going to tell me that he's breaking up with his girlfriend and wants to start going out with me."
Jude: "Uh oh.. Eli's Coming."

by TheMadjai July 31, 2006

Eli-titude

To show incredible mental and emotional strength courage, in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or the unparalleled 18-0 Patriots defense.

Houston Wayland trying to study despite the fact that his eyes are always suspiciously very squinty.
Person 1: Hey did you hear Houston is trying to get back in school next semester?
Person 2:Wow no I didnt hear that, he sure has a lot of Eli-titude for such a little guy.

by EliDaMann February 27, 2008

Eli Kohout

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.

Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.

by gajaman October 3, 2018

Eli Chubbard

one who sleeps with incredibly chubby chubbard (chubby girls)

Did you go to that party last night? That was an Eli Chubbard party.

by jonnerwiththeXLboner September 8, 2020

Eli Moskowitz

Eli Moskowitz aka Hawk. A character played by Jacob Bertrand on the YouTube red/Netflix series Cobra Kai.

Moskowitz gets bullied for his cleft lip and meets a boy named Miguel who inspired him to learn karate and then he joins cobra kai. Moskowitz's Sensi bullies him about his cleft lip and tells him to do something about it. He flips the script and becomes who we know him now by the name "Hawk".

Hawk who was formerly Eli gets overconfident and becomes a bully and beats people up if they are against Cobra Kai.

person on announcing the names at tournament: next up is HAWK!.

Demetri: it's Eli. ELI MOSKOWITZ.

by Anonomous4002 September 24, 2020

Eli Moss

come from the depths of sexiness, means sweet, loving, and vigorous

damn he is so eli, he must get all the girls, too bad Emily Hartwell has him all to herself

by Emily Hartwell July 7, 2004

eli manning

Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.

That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.

by SD_fan February 5, 2008