by Yer son April 16, 2005
Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...
Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!
by Big Dizzle December 17, 2004
by Megan March 14, 2005
The hip-hop/rap group consist of :-
Fergie (Stacey Ferguson)
Will.i.am (William Adams)
Apl.de.ap (Alan Pineda Lindo (sp?))
Taboo (Jamie Gorez)
There misic is good because It's not just black music! The cool dance beats.
They have five albums (Behind The Front, Bridging The Gap, Elephunk, Monkey Buisness, Renegotaitions : the remixes) and have worked with people like Justin Timberlak, Macy Gray, Jack Johnson, Dante Santiago and many more.
Fergie (Stacey Ferguson)
Will.i.am (William Adams)
Apl.de.ap (Alan Pineda Lindo (sp?))
Taboo (Jamie Gorez)
There misic is good because It's not just black music! The cool dance beats.
They have five albums (Behind The Front, Bridging The Gap, Elephunk, Monkey Buisness, Renegotaitions : the remixes) and have worked with people like Justin Timberlak, Macy Gray, Jack Johnson, Dante Santiago and many more.
"People killing, people dying, children hurt & you here them cryin..." - Black Eyed Peas : Where Is The Love?
by The Demolitio Duo June 02, 2006
When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
by Times Square Karl June 10, 2006
The dumbest thing/person ever.
For someone or something to be extremely dumb. (doesnt see the whole picture)
For someone or something to be extremely dumb. (doesnt see the whole picture)
by JMaysing!!!!!!! August 17, 2009
While originally used as a metaphor for penis, it is now more commonly known as the name of a fabled player on the game Runescape.
by rkaic April 23, 2009