Dutch Loli

A Dutch prostitute that would be underage literally anywhere else on the planet.

The Dutch Lolis are takin’ over up there.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Fucking Dutch

Adjective used to describe something extremely positive (1) or negative (2).

1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.

2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!

by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009

Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.

A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.

by J. Con July 7, 2007

Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.

1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.

by TigerRose October 20, 2010

Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.

She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.

by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009

Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",

Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.

by Skip Leo February 6, 2009

Dutch Volcano

When a woman, or man, shoots semen out of the anus in the downward dog position.

John came in janes ass and she did a Dutch volcano all over johns face.

by Rob-tard July 6, 2010