defence

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!

by JCQ December 8, 2007

defenseagerness

Eagerness to defend oneself against trivial events.

Johnny's defenseagerness causes him to get a knife when the doorbell rings.

by Dan D. Lyons June 5, 2008

Defenestrate

To throw something out of a large window.

"My God man, if you don't SHUT UP, I will defenestrate you."

by Awesome Socks Man Boy Kid Guy September 9, 2014

defenestration

the act of throwing a person out of a window an dkilling them at the process.

yes defenestration exists and yet english dosen't have a word for "the day after tomoror"

by English is f@cked September 29, 2018

Defenestrate

The act of throwing something or something out a window.

Also the stupidest English word that exists.

"Yo I'm gonna defenestrate your ass in about 5 seconds."

by TheCrazyCrafter23 October 20, 2019

Playing Defender

Taking a crap while playing video games.

I was up stairs playing defender until my ass turned numb and my iPhone's battery ran out.

by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011

Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.

"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."

by help. September 2, 2014