Albanian Dishwasher 

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

Albanian Dishwasher by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

your shirt look like a dishrag 

the ultimate put down

This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.

your shirt look like a dishrag by luddy July 22, 2004

Dirty Dishes 

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.

Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.

Dirty Dishes by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Dishwallocaust 

The mysterious event that resulted in the total disappearance of every American pop-rock band of the mid 90s.

"Hey, do you guys have any new releases by Better Than Ezra, Veruca Salt, Gin Blossoms, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Fastball, Counting Crows or Belly?"

"I'm sorry, sir. They all perished in the Dishwallocaust."

Dishwallocaust by Lord Pennyfeather January 26, 2010

Dishon

(n) Prominently African-American males, known for being one of the greatest people you have ever met and equally popular with the ladies, but also sentimental at times, he dresses exceptionally well with a skinny tie and a cuff tight; he also enjoys making people laugh; even though he may act like he's slow, he is indeed highly intelligent and that cause males to hate on him and females love him.
(v) Making you feel stupid and always flirting with females.

Male- "You know Dishon started the Hipster trend"
Female- "Did he really!?!?!?!"
Male- "Yup"
Female- "WOW! Dishon is so awesome! Why can't you be like him?"

Dishon by Riolu December 22, 2012

Washing the Dishes 

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

Washing the Dishes by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

dirty dishes and the dishwasher 

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.

Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

dirty dishes and the dishwasher by Frknbed June 30, 2009