do the do mountain dew
do the do mountain dew by ToTheStars693 April 2, 2026
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gotta go check on my mountain dew
gotta go check on my mountain dew by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017
Mt. Dew Pussy
When you get whip lash and your overflowing Mt dew spills on your pussy cuz they lids to the fountain drinks is bunk. Now you all wet and got Mt. Dew flavored Pussy.
My boy tubez was driving reckless in the whip and I yelled o shit the dew spilled in my pussy and now I got Mt. Dew pussy
Mt. Dew Pussy by TwoBuck76622 March 23, 2026
Dewclaws are Up
Show of approval, Thumbs Up (as the dewclaws of a canine are essentially their thumbs). This is a subtle variation of “Dewclaws Up”.
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Dewclaws are Up by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020
Dewclaws Up
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
Dewclaws up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
Dewclaws up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Dewclaws Up by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
DeWine Slut
The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.
Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.
DeWine Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019