David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

by TkTb November 19, 2006

david beckham

The "Anna Kournikova" of football.

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!

by scrEEmur January 7, 2004

David's Law

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009

davidian

1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.

1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"

by Andy Orem April 10, 2009

david munoz

a nice hairy latino

david munoz is good

by why?vowels2 December 21, 2010

David

David is a loveable guy. He is sweet, kind, and dare I say, cute. It's no wonder why he has girls falling for him everyday. He is smart and plays a lot of sports, but he isn't cocky. Usually a David will have brown hair and brown eyes, and the sweetest smile. Finding a David is always a good sign.

Woah, do you see that football player? He must be a David.

by davidlover103 January 1, 2017

David

David is the raddest mutthaf**ker ü you will ever meet he is a skater he is gonna be very good anything he does he puts effort at everything never gives up listens to the hypes the music care about a few and mostly stick to himself he is gonna be great one day!!!

David is the raddest dude

by heroinbrother March 15, 2017