detention honor roll

A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.

“My friend got detention honor roll after getting a perfect SAT score last year

by Official School Rewards January 22, 2022

devector

Devector is one cool mf
The second a devector walks into the room you know you're gonna have a great time

guy 1: devector
guy 2: :D

by pancito rico July 24, 2022

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

delectamalicious

It’s not delectable it’s not delicious it’s so much better it’s delectamalicious

It’s such an incredible word it goes outside of food too

1 “that steak was so good I don’t know how to describe it”
“Use delectamalicious”
“Oh thanks, that steak was delectamalicious”
2 “that movie was so good I really had a delectamalicious time”

by Alfredthebuttler September 22, 2022

detetherize

The act of exposing tethers who pose as Foundational Black Americans (FBA)

We had to detetherize Sheila Jackson Lee who has cloaking herself as a "African American" for decades when she is the daughter of Jamaican immigrants who has done nothing for FBA

by chillin662 October 14, 2022

delectablation

When you are delectableing something. Pleasing to the senses, especially the taste. The art of delectable.

My delectablation is quite well trained.

by Awexander Rehehehehe February 13, 2023

derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023