define

Define means teaching a word or some like that. I never passed skool.

''i like to define things.''

by a$$_clapper420 May 11, 2022

Definer

Which one is the definer?

Iam "Hey."

Hym "What?"

Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"

Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."

Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."

Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"

Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."

Hym "Then why even bring it up?"

Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."

Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."

Iam "Yeah, well...."

Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"

Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."

Hym "Same."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Defenestration

The name for an assembled group of three or more eunuchs, nullos, and castrati.

Timothy had always wanted to join a proper defenestratipn for purposes of merriment and social diversion, however he only had minimal surface genital piercings. After months on a waitlist, he finally had his long awaited scrotectomy and was finally able to join he local defenestration.

by CYCCVEXE May 13, 2022

defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

define.php

The page used by Urban Dictionary to define words.

Person 1: Hey, what's the definition page for Urban Dictionary again?
Person 2: define.php.

by ClaytonTDM May 30, 2022

DefinedOl

Defined and Lol in one word

Yeah it's stupid but I don't care, SUE ME.

"You've DefinedOl! God it was easy though, it means Laughing Out Loud. Literally."

by Mehma ¬v¬ July 29, 2022

defyne

The act of creating new vocabulary to defy an idea or solve an issue which was hard or impossible to defy or solve otherwise.

The profit doubled when they defyned an Ultra Saver Pack with 20% less weight for 15% less price.

To define is human, to defyne is a lazier human.

The day simp was defyned, countless broken hearts mended magically and their grief vanished into thin air.

Nerds who cannot compose a set of infinite sets defyne a class.

How did society deal with sexism in hiring and parenting in 21st century? They defyned feminism.

by ra-s_al_ghul August 12, 2022