Dead asf

When you laugh so Damn hard you die.

Dead asf-Im so fucking dead!!

by JaySav551 November 28, 2018

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Dead but lit

When something is completely dead and lit at the exact same time. This could also be if you are extremely lit but feeling very dead.

Person A: WOW! I have been at this party all night and it is so dead.
Person B: Yah, dead but lit

by ILoveGabiAlatte January 11, 2019

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A dlc in the game Fallout New Vegas that is only started from going to a creepy BOS bunker. The DLC will cause a bomb collar to be strapped to your neck from a crazed man named Father Elijah. Forcing you to work together with a Super Mutant, a mute, and a cheater. Working with these deadly victims to open a vault filled with gold in the Sierra Madre Casino. However this casino is only guarded by ghost-gas-masked-mutated workers that like to throw spears and use bear traps. Unknown anything about them because they don't speak at all. This crazy old man will trick you and the rest of your collared-buddies to work together to get the gold. Typically one collared-friend dying will lead to your collar exploding as well. Not to mention invincible holograms that can laser you in this dlc. Also any weapon you had on you is now gone until you complete the DLC. Stealing all the gold and keeping it away from Father Elijah is hard. Because getting there isn't the hard part... it's letting go.

Friend: Hey did you play the Dead Money DLC?
Me: Yeah...
Friend: I can't seem to get the gold bars from the casino.
Me: Well its more of just-letting go...

by TexasRed May 23, 2019

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Dead Mans Stand

When you know youre so utterly fucked in a strategy game, you dont even move your units in utter defeat, and watch your units get slaughtered.

Player: Holy shit...I literally cant do anything to stop this.
Opponent: he knows hes fucked, looks like hes gone into a Dead Mans Stand

by Ryanblox September 23, 2020

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Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.

So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007

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Dead Space

A kick ass survival/horror game that takes place on an abandoned ship in space where you have to dismember the monsters, and the monsters learn how you attack and will set up traps to kill you. Fucking sweet.

Guy 1: What are you playing?

Guy 2: Dead Space.

Guy 1: Sweet.

(five minutes later)

Guy 1 and 2: HOLY FUCK!!!!!

by jetscream58 February 28, 2009

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