dark side

When a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red.

Anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck Padme up the ass, and his mom died.

by vidkid30 February 11, 2005

Dark Knight

Cute way to say male genitals.

I was watching Sunny Leone's porn yesterday, and I felt something was rising. It must be Dark Knight.

by Jukar May 23, 2013

Dark Brown

It's a darker brown! duh

look at a crayon..a dark brown crayon..
its brown..but dark..get it?!?!

by SEGM June 19, 2008

Dark Jesus

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

by One of many disciples July 31, 2019

Dark March

when you shit on a chicks feet and she walks on your chest humming the imperial march tune from star wars

Last night my girlfriend decided to give me the dark march

by Lenny15Prez December 15, 2006

dark fiber

Fiber-optic cables that have been laid but aren't yet in use

Anyone else concerned how Google is buying up all the dark fiber?

by Washed Heathen August 30, 2005

dark match

a non-televised match at a televised show used to warm up the crowd. A dark match before the show is often used to test out new talent or to warm up the crowd. A promised dark match after the show is typically set featuring main-event level wrestlers in order to sell more tickets and send the crowd home happy.

the people at home didn't get to see dark match between DX & The Spirit Squad you should of been there.

by monkeyboyralph November 27, 2010