Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 24, 2016

thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy March 05, 2016

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 08, 2018

off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 13, 2011

dank up

Dank up meaning to smoke weed or get high~~

Ayo do you dank up~~you smoke weed

by Issa.honey_ March 01, 2018

dank yank

The act of giving or receiving a badass handjob.

Shaniqua from up the street just gave me a dank yank

by slothizor1 September 29, 2013