dank yank

The act of giving or receiving a badass handjob.

Shaniqua from up the street just gave me a dank yank

by slothizor1 September 28, 2013

IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016

off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016

dank up

Dank up meaning to smoke weed or get high~~

Ayo do you dank up~~you smoke weed

by Issa.honey_ May 8, 2018