thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

dank yank

The act of giving or receiving a badass handjob.

Shaniqua from up the street just gave me a dank yank

by slothizor1 September 28, 2013

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016

Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016

off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

Swank dank

Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever

Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.

by Swank dank September 25, 2019