Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.

My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!

by runamok March 19, 2010

Animator's Disease

A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.

She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.

by AkaneRose February 22, 2011

Gerardo’s disease

A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation

Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease

by Biggb January 16, 2019

dunlop disease

When you have overwhelming belly fat preventing you from being able to witness your own genitals. Also known as your spare tire.

That fattys got a bad case of dunlop disease

by big willy mcClain May 9, 2006

moscow disease

When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)

that kid has moscow disease.

by futuramaking12 January 11, 2008

daesean

Daesean is a nigga with a Extremely Large Penis he makes you fall in love with him and then he drops you like a bad habit "Don't fall for a Daesean"

Daesean Your Penis Is So Big
*Daesean I know Don't You Love it?

by LightSkinBomb September 5, 2016

motor neuron disease

A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.

My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!

by christ0pherjack December 28, 2005