Cry in your oatmeal.

Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.

Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.

Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.

Person 1: What?

Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!

by JWN in the LOU March 16, 2011

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Cry about it

Cry about it are often used in the kpop fans community, we’re people are mad cuz bts have won and outsold their faves, so army’s are often there to comment ”Cry about it” cuz bts are the biggrst group ever to exist and no other kpop group will never come close to their success.

Bts won billboard again, there fukin army can’t vote for anyone else expect them.

“Cry about it then”

by Cry about it May 30, 2021

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cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

by Moeriah March 26, 2020

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Kim K Cry

(noun) When a spoiled bitch who is usually beautiful cries like a horse giving birth. This cry is mostly seen in girls whom which did not get something overly extravagant and/or completely unnecessary yet it makes them bawl their eyes dry. The name originates from the celebrity Kim Kardashian whom which has the most intense crying face you'll ever lay eyes on.

Her dad got her a jetta for her birthday instead or a porsche and I swear she had the biggest Kim K cry I've ever seen.

by unicornpixisatan November 16, 2013

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best cry ever

A video that is utterly hilarious yet very saddening as it is of a elderly man who cries like a drowning chewbacca. It is from a show that originally aired on A&E called Intervention.
link:
youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

Guy : Did you see the best cry ever
Girl:Yeah I almost shit my pants watching that!
Guy:you are a heartless bitch! Yeah i did too.

by asgeaw4y2qaw37y3457y4r6754 August 01, 2010

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