Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023

Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance

That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.

by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022