Skip to main content

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
mugGet the My Name is Craig Tuckermug.

Jordan de Craig

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
Even though everyone knows she is gay she is still Jordan de Craig
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
mugGet the Jordan de Craigmug.

Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.
I want to have sex with craig sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021
mugGet the Craig Sellersmug.

Craig Senna

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident
by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020
mugGet the Craig Sennamug.

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024
mugGet the Matthew Craigmug.

Corner Craig

When a male likes to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
Man, last night was so fun. I played Corner Craig as my wife got fully adjusted
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
mugGet the Corner Craigmug.

Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick
Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.
by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015
mugGet the Craig Wilsonmug.

Share this definition