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Cowboy Kade

Sheep rancher who pretends to be a cowboy and likes penis.
Man, that guy down the road with the lambs is awfully weird, guy’s a Cowboy Kade for sure.
Cowboy Kade by Fartsmella10 April 28, 2026

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

douche cowboy 

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
douche cowboy by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017

See You Space Cowboy... 

At the end of a Cowboy Bebop episode, there is a black screen, with a subtitle that says "See You Space Cowboy.."

It's the show's way of saying "Goodnight" to the audience..

It is a cool way of saying goodbye to a friend too, or a possible replacement for "peace."
E1:
*End of Cowboy Bebop episode*
See You Space Cowboy...

E2:
Guy 1: See You Space Cowboy.
Guy 2: Later man.

Milky cowboy

Milky cowboy by monkeybuttsnutts November 17, 2021

Broken Cowboy 

It's the reverse cowgirl position but two lesbians, where the one with a strap-on is on the top. (Thus "broken", because natural erect penises dont bend like that)

It's referenced a couple of times in House M.D.
House: "Hey Wilson, are you going to do the Broken Cowboy?"

Or...

Foreman: "Do you know what is a broken cowboy? It was on House's bachelor party requirements list... ... I hope she can do the broken cowboy"
Broken Cowboy by Dyke Biatch March 25, 2022