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Cowboy Cookie

1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.

2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.
Did you try Mariah’s/ Mike’s Cowboy Cookie? Best strain yet.
by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026
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rusty cowboy

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014
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douche cowboy

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017
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See You Space Cowboy...

At the end of a Cowboy Bebop episode, there is a black screen, with a subtitle that says "See You Space Cowboy.."

It's the show's way of saying "Goodnight" to the audience..

It is a cool way of saying goodbye to a friend too, or a possible replacement for "peace."
E1:
*End of Cowboy Bebop episode*
See You Space Cowboy...

E2:
Guy 1: See You Space Cowboy.
Guy 2: Later man.
by CowboyBebopFan1 February 24, 2011
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Milky cowboy

by monkeybuttsnutts November 17, 2021
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Broken Cowboy

It's the reverse cowgirl position but two lesbians, where the one with a strap-on is on the top. (Thus "broken", because natural erect penises dont bend like that)

It's referenced a couple of times in House M.D.
House: "Hey Wilson, are you going to do the Broken Cowboy?"

Or...

Foreman: "Do you know what is a broken cowboy? It was on House's bachelor party requirements list... ... I hope she can do the broken cowboy"
by Dyke Biatch March 25, 2022
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the cowboy hat rule

A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!
Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017
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