Like Cocaine Cowboyz, but not situated in the narcotics game.
Corporate all day, baby. Money is the drug, and if you're sitting on it, then you ain't moving; and if you ain't moving, you're getting mopped up. No more stoops. No more corners. Just marble floors and three piece suits. Corporate Trappers at their finest. Corporate Cowboyz are really just corner office hitters. Boardroom Sharks. Payroll Mercs. Such is life. Apex Regulators. Their peak. The epitome of graduating. Leveling up. Don't even have a name, just a reputation. Manager? Fuck a manager. Corporate Cowboyz make lateral moves. "Make a few mil here, a few mil there" - Antonio Montana To them business is not a board game. Business is war. And you don't "win" war, by hoarding trillions. You spread it around along with your legend, if not your legacy will be shit.
Make a thousand, handle a million. Damn it feels good to be a Corporate Cowboy...
Corporate all day, baby. Money is the drug, and if you're sitting on it, then you ain't moving; and if you ain't moving, you're getting mopped up. No more stoops. No more corners. Just marble floors and three piece suits. Corporate Trappers at their finest. Corporate Cowboyz are really just corner office hitters. Boardroom Sharks. Payroll Mercs. Such is life. Apex Regulators. Their peak. The epitome of graduating. Leveling up. Don't even have a name, just a reputation. Manager? Fuck a manager. Corporate Cowboyz make lateral moves. "Make a few mil here, a few mil there" - Antonio Montana To them business is not a board game. Business is war. And you don't "win" war, by hoarding trillions. You spread it around along with your legend, if not your legacy will be shit.
Make a thousand, handle a million. Damn it feels good to be a Corporate Cowboy...
Example 1
Person 1: You heard redacted, the department head, got fired over the weekend? Sheesh management is cold for that one.
Person 2: Then you must've not heard he got got by some Corporate Cowboyz. Pay house calls like fucking doctahs, these fucking killas.
Person 1: Fucking ay, that's one way to go. Whole fucking bloodline gone and you be the one to blame for it.
Person 2: I'm telling you, mang. That bitch had it coming. Management is saying the position is open now, starting salary is redacted.
Person 1: Haha for redacted, they better bulletproof the company whip. I'm not getting smoked on the way to drop off my kids at practice, because the higher ups need a fall guy.
Person 2: HAH Corporate Cowboyz don't give a fuck. They'll drop your kids, too.
Person 1: You heard redacted, the department head, got fired over the weekend? Sheesh management is cold for that one.
Person 2: Then you must've not heard he got got by some Corporate Cowboyz. Pay house calls like fucking doctahs, these fucking killas.
Person 1: Fucking ay, that's one way to go. Whole fucking bloodline gone and you be the one to blame for it.
Person 2: I'm telling you, mang. That bitch had it coming. Management is saying the position is open now, starting salary is redacted.
Person 1: Haha for redacted, they better bulletproof the company whip. I'm not getting smoked on the way to drop off my kids at practice, because the higher ups need a fall guy.
Person 2: HAH Corporate Cowboyz don't give a fuck. They'll drop your kids, too.
by el socio October 12, 2018
Get the Corporate Cowboyzmug. by CONSPICUOUS. September 23, 2025
Get the corporate meddlingmug. (Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either
“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”
by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025
Get the Corporal Baileymug. when you're too broke for lobotomy corporation so you make a super bad version in roblos (also can be a name for your friend group)
example1:
Oh shit i dont have enough to buy lobocorp, well looks like im gonna have to make Losh@ty Corporation..
example2:
GUYS HOP ON LOSH@TY CORPORATION I HAVE HARVESTED FRESH MEMES. THESE WILL PROVIDE 8000 ENKEPHALINS TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM😊
Oh shit i dont have enough to buy lobocorp, well looks like im gonna have to make Losh@ty Corporation..
example2:
GUYS HOP ON LOSH@TY CORPORATION I HAVE HARVESTED FRESH MEMES. THESE WILL PROVIDE 8000 ENKEPHALINS TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM😊
by communist4980984 April 18, 2024
Get the Losh@ty Corporationmug. by Salem Haven December 9, 2024
Get the Corporate Justicemug. by VNC corporations January 14, 2004
Get the VNC Corporationsmug. Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
by MyBeach April 6, 2021
Get the Corporate Damagemug.