VNC Corporations

only the hardcorest, blinginest, ghettoest corporation on the planet mofo.

You better watch yo'self befo VNC pop a cap an yo bitch ass

by VNC corporations January 14, 2004

Corporate Damage

Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.

Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."

by MyBeach April 6, 2021

Losh@ty Corporation

when you're too broke for lobotomy corporation so you make a super bad version in roblos (also can be a name for your friend group)

example1:
Oh shit i dont have enough to buy lobocorp, well looks like im gonna have to make Losh@ty Corporation..

example2:
GUYS HOP ON LOSH@TY CORPORATION I HAVE HARVESTED FRESH MEMES. THESE WILL PROVIDE 8000 ENKEPHALINS TO YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM😊

by communist4980984 April 18, 2024

Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.

Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Corporate

Jan Levinson from The Office

Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?

Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Corporate

Synonym of Penis or cock. Used when referencing sexual encounters where someone get's fucked hard.

Corporate really gave it to me last night. Corporate's really coming down on me. Corporate's really been riding me lately. Corporate is always bending me over. Corporate is really screwing me over. Corporate has been all up my as Corporate really knows how to give it to me. Corporate fucked me over. Corporate screwed me again.

by RJ and Scooter January 12, 2025

Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc.

A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.

Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?

I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!

by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022