cookie thumper

" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".
by chewieyumyum December 14, 2013
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Cookie

Lets bake some cookies tonight
by Pumpkin Yoon June 10, 2008
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cookie cutter

The term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality. See cheezy.
95Q FM plays only cookie cutter remixes.
My friends RCA stereo is cookie cutter equipment.
The Yugo was a cookie cutter car.
by Andrew Kwiecinski August 18, 2005
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cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
by shesleeps February 19, 2014
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Want a cookie?

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.
Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?
by EdY May 14, 2004
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Woman's Cookie

"She was keeping her woman's cookie away from her spouse."
by HellRaiser June 15, 2014
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Doom cookie

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1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
Little pisses me off more than having to put up with that little doom cookie friend of yours.
by Kitteh May 08, 2005
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