Contract

You agreed to the terms. In for a penny, in for a pound. You do not get to challenge until God is dead.

Hym "You're not winning anything and even if you do you're not getting your souls back because that isn't how any of that works. The contract has been fulfilled."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013

vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another

"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.

by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

life contraction

The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.

Examples of a life contractions:

He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."

She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."

"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."

by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018

Excitement contractions

When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.

"man, I'm so excited to go to the city, I'm getting excitement contractions"

by Hue555 January 12, 2019

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020