Can of Coke

When a woman has an incredible, stupid, fat, dummy ass connected to her back.

Guy 1: Shit, Heather has a goddamn can of coke on her back!
Guy 2: Damn staight, I wanna drink that fucker

by MoNWOBrewTO March 29, 2010

diet coke

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.

Oh, you WANT cancer? Here, have a diet coke.

mmm..... cancer.

by w00tster January 5, 2005

Coke Zero

Same damn thing as DIET COKE.

You: I want a Coke Zero. Wait, no maybe the Diet Coke.
Your Friend: Same damn thing.

by meatwadspimplady December 18, 2006

space coke

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

coke rat

An incredibly sly person.

Better not get up, the coke rat might steal your spot.

by nintendardz July 21, 2011

Coke-doucher

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

by Bernard Sumner December 22, 2008