coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler August 8, 2016

coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut

I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough

by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022

coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE

i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city

by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022

Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it

"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."

by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023

Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

Coconutting

An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)

Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.

by BetterThanPitbull June 29, 2022