cluster fuck

Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.

Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.

by Joe April 21, 2005

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

chatter boxxer cluster fucker

a chatter boxxer cluster fucker is just that! someone who just doesn't stop pressing the enter button on chat in social networking, and cluster fucker the whole situation. I am pretty good at this...on purpose...just to piss off friends for the hell of it. i am doing it too urban dictionary at the moment.....they can't keep up for shit!

i am the chatter boxxer cluster fucker of all chatter boxxer cluster fuckers!

by kwu2 March 9, 2011

Cluster Fuck

A song by the popular group Boom Thread, describing a crappy day where everything goes wrong.

"This day is lookin like a complete clusterfuck and Im damn near sick of it"

by tony, fuck off May 24, 2005

cluss

A cluss is someone who does not know what a cluss is.

"Most people have no idea what a cluss is, how stupid is that?"

by hookerwithapenis January 6, 2010

cluster fuck

The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.

I cluster fucked your mum

by blastStu November 29, 2007

Cluster Buster

The accidental act of crushing ones nuts. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.

"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."

by Matty Boy March 9, 2004