Butt clutch

The gear for ambition.

My butt clutch broke and I can't seem to get my ass in gear.

by tia.9544 April 22, 2022

burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

Double-clutch

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.

My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.

by Haveagrandday10 March 30, 2016

Double Clutch

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.

Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.

by TanksR4babies July 09, 2023

Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.

I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.

by Sean Ss November 23, 2019

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot January 20, 2012