ass clown

ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.

I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?

by Traumatized April 22, 2008

rapist clown

A clown that lives in the sewers and takes children into its dark dungeons ties them to the coffee table and then pulls his yoni out and has loads of fun with children and other rapist clowns from the circus can come with free of charge and watch with popcorn sprinkled with child sperms. We interviewed a specialist and they said this, "Better than Netflix,"

theres a rapist clown in my house.

by FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT April 15, 2018

Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

Ass Clown

Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:

- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.

That ass clown lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.

by CalisDead May 4, 2009

Insane Clown Posse

A couple of talentless retards who 'rap' about unnecessarily violent and disturbing things. Personally, I think they should be shut down because they fucking suck ass and probably have the IQ of a homeless mentally ill crackhead black man. Their followers, 'juggalos and juggalettes', are incredibly annoying because all they do is run their giant retard mouths about how they'll fuck anyone up who messes with their 'family.' They are typically overweight suburbanites who pretend to be tough and hardcore.

Actual sample of Insane Clown Posse lyrics:

"yeah, maybe I can stand a little Conway Twitty while I'm sucking on redneck titty."

-the lyrical masterpeice, "Redneck Hoe"

by antijuggalo March 1, 2009

Clown Hole

1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.

1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.

by John Barry July 14, 2006

clown crotch

a red heads vagina..that hasn't been shaved...

Rosey has a clown crotch..she needs to shave that shit...

by s-dizzle February 21, 2004