Cloggins

Term used to describe the painful feeling when spermatozoa gets trapped in the penile cavity, usually caused by a jumbo jet.

I didn't pay that whore to give me the cloggins!

by Chugging Tommy Thompson October 20, 2007

Clognated

Word to describe someone or something stuck up or arrogant. Also used when building a tunnel out of dead grass, but a clump of grass is in the way so you cant see through.

"Wow Morgan and Kamyn are so not clognated at all! Unlike that Emma girl...."

"Damn! These tunnels are so clognated!"

by Morgan Hill March 29, 2008

Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.

Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.

by Burnthings March 1, 2010

CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

by lion light May 3, 2014

Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.

Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

clogged disposal

When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.

I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!

by Ray Redsox July 31, 2016