Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.

Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?

by lap1539j September 20, 2008

Cleveland High School

Portland, OR.

Noun) Place where rich white kids go to school, and act like they are all black. Listen to rap music, suck at all sports.

Man, that kid is such a wigger, he must be attending Cleveland High School.

by GregOdensABeast October 8, 2009

Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

Cleveland Curl Up

When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”

I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…

…and she left me :(

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020

Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.

I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.

by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022

Cleveland Steamed Carrots

When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.

The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.

by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022