verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.
Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
by bellcla February 3, 2010
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She's the real deal, a true Urban Clairvoyant
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
I prefer an urban clairvoyant over the traditional psychic. I feel I am speaking to a real person that can relate to me!
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Edgar Ditmer (aka E.D.) was forgiven many times over by the clairtoris for his inability to maintain erection, because he had attended and completed medical school 40 years prior.
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Claire is probably the most boring person you can meet. She will talk about one subject for hours at a time until you have fallen asleep. Then she will try to murder you.
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You must walk on eggshells when you are around Claire. She conspires with Karen.
You must walk on eggshells when you are around Claire. She conspires with Karen.
I used a curse word the other day at work. Claire reported me for being problematic and I had to take a pay cut.
by ye olde internet June 17, 2022
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