presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

Cowboy Church

a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....

Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."

by catholicalltheyway May 28, 2008

catholic church

see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,

The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;

by clifton March 17, 2005

church boyz

some gangsta ass niggas that wuz born and raised in falls church V.A.

damn dem church boyz about 2 go wreck

by bill gates April 12, 2005

thot church

Thot church is where a bunch of thots speak upon there lives as thots An blame there lives on niggas .❤️

Mom I have to go to thot church

by Anibel September 12, 2017

Church pussy

A cat that is adopted after a church service.

I love my church pussy so much.

Church pussy is so soft and beautiful.

by Leighgue September 20, 2017

Church Chub

Getting an erection while inside a church

"dude i got a huge church chub when Lisa got up to sing at morning service"

by dealsnik May 30, 2012