Chris

A real ass nigga who stays to himself but has dirt on everybody and chooses not to expose people An a class clown and he also has a ugly laugh

Chris is that nigga

by Clmeu February 5, 2018

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.

Man Chris tries way too hard.

by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018

Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)

Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit

by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018

Chris

Ok basically a goddamm NERD

Oh my god Chris you’re such a nerd, dammit

by Your mom BIG gae June 24, 2018

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

Real nigga that plays 2k all day, has a humongous cock, and keeps his circle small

Chris you tryna hang?
No nigga I’m playing 2k

by @ChrisGoCrazy23 October 7, 2018

Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.

Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.

by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018