Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017
Get the Chrismug. A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris should buy us a VR
by Please dear god i want a VR September 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
by 8=Dick69user March 22, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.
by RPG-7 May 1, 2010
Get the Chrismug. by Bansh January 20, 2017
Get the Chrismug. A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber
by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016
Get the Chrismug.