Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit

Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.

by Everyone's favorite mat rat April 3, 2017

Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.

"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"

by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017

Chris

Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl

When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris

by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017

Chris

Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.

Did u see that guy with the indian girl he must be named chris

by RPG-7 May 1, 2010

Chris

Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit

Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad

by Bansh January 20, 2017

Chris

A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber

My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick

by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016