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door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.
Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.
by cuban1234 December 30, 2008
mugGet the door childrenmug.

Children

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what
by thecodie December 28, 2021
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.
I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...
by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019
mugGet the Pocket childrenmug.

Children

"Why did I have a children?"
by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while
Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently
by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024
mugGet the Children Withdrawalmug.

children

the worst thing that rome this earth with there screaming tantrums and there demon eyes with that little grin on there faces they are demons just hearing the word children is scary enough. if i ever worked at a daycare i will have the worst stars for rating because all the children will be dead GOD THERE SO ANNYOING
OMG LOOK ITS CHILDREN RUNNNN
by i spat in your tub January 23, 2021
mugGet the childrenmug.

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
mugGet the BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHEDmug.

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