canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube

Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.

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Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.

Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!

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When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

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when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.

My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.

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During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.

Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.

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A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.

The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"

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When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples

Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe

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