A guy from California, but not just that, they are usually compared to a guido or some other stuck up jerk. They were anything that OBEY written on it and use the word BRO as a noun, adjective, and any other way that a word can be used in the English Language. They love going to beach, because they can drive their brand new BMW or Mercedes that their parent bought them because their parents are loaded. They always wear rainbow sandals even when its raining.
by Edward Negel November 30, 2011
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by randomhero565 February 27, 2009
Get the Cali cum driver mug.The complete and true embodiment of the definition of the word 'basic'. The females of the species are often seen in public sporting yoga pants, swell water bottles, oversized fake nails, a large latte from Rosso or Phil & Sebastian and a minimum of two ill-raised screaming children. The males can be seen driving Ford F150s customized to span three lanes, whilst clad head to toe in Flames apparel (or an overpriced suit) with a rear-window decal reading 'Git'er Done' or 'Support Domestic Violence'. If the windows of the pussay magnet are down at a red light you'll almost certainly hear the racist ramblings of Ted Nugent or the raw dick-kicking power of Nickleback flowing boisterously out into the street at Lollapalooza-like volume. Weekday activities include 'working hard' from 9-5, practicing entitlement, taking highway exits at the last possible second from the far left lane, saying prayers to oil and not minding their own fucking business. Weekend activities include the zoo, Superstore, teaching children entitlement in public places like busy cafes, 'walking around' or enjoying the mundanity of St. Patrick's Island.
- Woah that guy in the business suit with the flames hat just lost his shit at the cashier for not smiling enough when she gave him his coffee.
-Oh don't mind him he's just Calgarian.
-Oh don't mind him he's just Calgarian.
by It'slikethat&that'sthewayitis April 6, 2017
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It's a crazy life out here in Cali.
by TheAnonymousG November 14, 2012
Get the Cali mug.Jim: "Just because I'm random and I'm a dumshit like that, how many days are in a decade?" Dan: "That's a tough one, I guess I'll have to break out the ancient art form known only as calciplication, in order to solve this riddle" Jim: "O.K. I take it back, you're the dumshit"
by The Faub December 7, 2010
Get the calciplication mug.The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.
When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.
by The Glunk January 1, 2012
Get the Calgaria mug.a refugee from California who moves to your state with a huge glittering SUV, too much money for the local economy, and an entitled attitude.
Most people native to your town drives old beat down Subarus and the like and makes local wages, the Cali bangers moved in to the that ugly new speculative real estate development, driving a brand new Escalade. They generally don't seem to care much about the local culture, dress funny, and when migrating in droves, often cause the Californication of the places they arrive (these effects include but not limited too, a proliferation of strip malls, chain coffee shops, and ugly new real estate).
by OnABender August 19, 2013
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