Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".

If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.

by dw33 April 8, 2007

Bi-Cactus

A new strain of bi-curious plants

mom look at this bi-cactus I found in the desert

Mark-"I can't believe that John just kissed me on the mouth he must be bi-cactus."

by Alreadyused? November 21, 2010

slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

dusty cactus

A big fat pulsating cock, usually a party of old men with large erections. Similar to a Lemon Party but much dirtier.

Are you going to the Dusty Cactus tonight?

by iCrispyyy October 10, 2014

Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.

Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.

by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017