by Los Dog November 02, 2007
Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.
by w00tster January 05, 2005
by meatwadspimplady December 17, 2006
The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.
Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.
Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!
Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!
by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013
Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.
"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."
by Bernard Sumner December 21, 2008
the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay
"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"
by kednal338 January 27, 2021
by nintendardz July 21, 2011