A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.
Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
by manillakilla August 30, 2018
Get the brunch babe mug.The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.
"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
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"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"
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Get the Brunchner mug.Brudopa aka Bruno was a gron fierce warrior who was living in the gron village who came from the future in a van and found our religion and joined it. he lived in his van for the first 2 years later it broke down and he built a house with many hidden pathways and technical stuff he was good at that stuff cause he came from the future were the technology was very advanced. he often helped others with redstone, to advance Grons village/Grondalen. Gron god david was amazed with Bruno's technology so he gifted him with luck. other than that he strip mined for diamonds everyday hoping for full diamond armor so his luck could come in handy. later on his house he built caught on fire he didnt know who it was after some speculation and suspicion he found out it was Sander who burnt his house with a flint and steel after that he was furious and didnt play on the world for a while and people even stole stuff of him which made it even worse but it became not such a big deal later beacause he got over it. hes is a great supporter of gronendomen and even offered skechers to the church and was in the big event Rodarnas förgörelse.
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