bruce

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.

you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce

by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008

Duck duck bruce

A game similar to duck duck goose. You gather in a circle and sit on the floor and one person walks around and says duck, like in duck duck goose. The only difference is when you want the person to be it, you say bruce instead of goose. Then you run for your life away from the creeper-rapist bruce wayne.

"Lets play duck duck bruce!"
"Okay!"


"Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
BRUCE!"

by fred carpinski February 25, 2009

the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass

whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks

by bigballler23 July 6, 2011

Bruce

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.

Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.

by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007

brucely

The act of excessively loud kissing by an obnoxiously lame couple or the act of being generally obsessive with your significant other. Commonly referred to as being gay.

The wicked gay couple was making out in front of the local pizza shop on Main street while holding each other in an affectionate, but also very flamboyant manner. It was the most disgusting display of brucely to happen yet.

by Kristina January 25, 2005

Bruce Dickface

Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.

Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.

Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).

"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"

by ZDS August 23, 2004

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008