Brad

Brad is a player, Brad is also a poes

Brads a player coz he has a girlfriend, but he is also a poes coz he is a bitch

by BigBallaMan December 22, 2021

Brad

someone who can make you smile instantly, you only have to see his name and your face lights up. has a very cheeky side;) can be cocky, or as he says 'cheeky' because there's a difference;} hes absolutely gorgeous!! Im such a lucky girl. he's someone you can spend your whole life with and not even have to worry about him leaving you for someone else. He torments me so much, but i could never change him for anyone. He's perfect. He's mine. and only mine. the love i have for him is unconditional. my faggot. future husband<3.

if you ever meet a brad, you are extremely LUCKY.

by his girlfriend xo February 22, 2015

Brad Pitt

To go to the toilet and take a shyt.

I ate a really big curry last night and this morning I took a Brad Pitt

by Dragan888 March 6, 2008

brad

Round head brass fasteners used to keep together movie scripts.

He stuck the brads in the three punched holes of the script

by Steve Pareidolia July 22, 2008

Brad Pitt

The most gorgeous man on this planet who doesnt even need to be a good actor because he is so good looking, but he is. He left Jennifer Aniston to be with Molly because he realized that she is much better looking and that she would give him the children Jennifer would not. He is so amazing and wonderful and I heart him.

Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Molly and now they are getting married and will make beautiful children.

by Mollyyy July 1, 2005

Braiden

An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.

Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

Braiden:👁️👄👁️

by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019

Brad

Brad's are very amazing guys with sandy blond hair, big green eyes and juju lips. They usually have deep sexy voices. At first you might not think a brad is anything special but when you look at him more closely you realise he is a total total babe! This is because brad's don't know they're hot and they aren't dicks like all the other hot guys. They are really really lovely and will always take care of you. They are tall and handsome and a little bit mysterious. They have great bodies and are really fit. Brads are really really good basketball players, usually the best in their team. They also have many other talents including amazing drumming skills, guitar skills, accent skills and dance moves. If you ever meet a brad you must treat him like he is the coolest person you've ever met because he will be the coolest person you've ever met. He might even be an angel.

"OMG is that a Brad!?"

"Yes i think it is!"
"Wow he's hot, i would love to get to know him..."

"Hi i'm Brad"
"Omg your'e the coolest person i've ever met"
"Am I really? Thanks!"

by brownnzxoxox September 23, 2012