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Boring Betty

When you interact with an attractive lass, only to realize immediately that along with her obvious good looks, she has the personality of a wet mop. Outside of outright rejection, nothing is more disappointing than approaching a woman to introduce yourself, hit on her, and find out she has the social and conversational skills of an invalid. The 'Betty" is tribute to the character from the 'Archie' comics who shared a similar disposition.
"So I saw this cute girl out and immediately after I introduced myself it was clear she was another Boring Betty - all looks, no substance."
by Capt Kewl December 19, 2013
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boring person

someone who has no personality traits at all and is just kinda the guy in the friend group who doesn't exist and theirs probably a chat without him, his probably a Lucina main, and his favorite food is potatoes. nobody really speaks to him cause theirs no reason to.
bro you main Lucina how lame you're such a boring person
by Snakfan January 18, 2021
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Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.
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The act of aggressively licking a pair of testicles to the point where it looks like somebody boxing with a tiny punching bag.
Tongue boxing past tense..
Dude, Jessica went down on me last night and tongue boxed the shit of my cojones for like 30mins.
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last night I was bologna bopping to your sister
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Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.
Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
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