shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

_blep_blop

Best person in the world<3

_blep_blop bestie<3

by Blackholegoats April 11, 2021

blee blop

blee blop

Michael: "What are you talking about?"
Scott: "blee blop"

by Wise Man Sam May 9, 2021

hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes

That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes

by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021

National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

Poor blokeism

Running to banksy

Running to banksy at a social is poor blokeism

by Cjmeumcc May 28, 2023