baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

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smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

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Bittersexual

When an individual is lacking sex so much, they instantly become sexually frustrated and start becoming bitter with both sexes, men & women.

Bob - I was talking to John the other day.
Jake - Really? I wouldn't talk to him, he's been so bittersexual lately.

by HollowHeart July 24, 2013

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Het gevoel van intense innerlijke pijn waardoor je weer moet denken aan alles wat fout is gegaan in je leven en je je afvraagt wat het zin is van je bestaan. Om hierna tot de conclusie te komen dat niks meer zin heeft.

Je kent het wel, je stoot je glas drinken om en bent meteen bitterballenjoost

by #420BlazeKing February 23, 2019

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bittersweet by najla

Sweeter than a kiss things. Dessert shop that understand your 101 life problem. Ease your angry lover, heal your mental health, your overthinking companion, and a perfect self reward for your every single achievement.

Also it would be the perfect and unforgettable place for you to bring your date. if you have lover(s)

i always have bittersweet by najla on my side

by bittersweet by naja November 23, 2021

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