Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake

Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.

by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011

seventeenth birthday

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

by MQ-N May 11, 2009

October 13 birthday

Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.

Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!

by Feelsocleanlikeamoneymachine April 19, 2021

it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

by Nick D July 14, 2004

Happy Birthday

The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.

Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.

by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013