richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!

The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007

word on a biscuit

Used to describe the ultimate agreement.
The highest use of the word "word"

Mike: Hey Bob - I've got front row tickets to the concert.
Bob: That right there is word on a biscuit

by Mike Beeler October 13, 2006

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

Whisker Biscuit

pussy

I got a little whisker biscuit last night

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

biscuit taco

a wide crack on a fat ass; a person who has done a lot of anal

biscuit tacos are the easiest asses to fuck

by sudonyum April 12, 2015

Empire Biscuit

When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.

Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"

by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011