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Bender

Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.
Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD
by BenderBoy August 22, 2011
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BenderHOCKEY

A benderHOCKEY is someone that is amazing sexy skilled and larged at the penis that plays hockey.You average a goal and alaskian pipe each game.
Wayne gretzxy isn't a benderHOCKEY because he has a chod.
by fuckmycouchhard May 24, 2012
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beeee

A cry for help, if you are feeling uncomfortable or anxious
Wen asked a awkward question, replies with ' Beeee '
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bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.
"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."
by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006
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fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head
"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."
by kenny b October 11, 2006
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bender

to mess up, or crap oneself
oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender
by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006
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begeezus

Adjective, usually precced with the preposition "the". a morally safe way to violated one of the ten commandments with the negative cosmic repercussions (assuming of course one such event is possible to begin with)
"When they were walking in that tunnel under the bike path Nick like stepped out from behind the bushes and scared the begeezus out of Shela and Ramon; hence the skid marks in Ramons gym shorts which ended in what has become refered to by some who shall remain nameless (LaDonna Pergotello you skank) school rally incident on 2005".
by Priz Biz Sage July 26, 2005
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