bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

Bender

When Someone disappears for a day or more getting drunk and/ or high (shitfaced)

Frank: Where’ve you been Alex is 2 in the afternoon

Alex: I went on a bender last night & blacked out

by Anjolie May 12, 2018

Bender

A person who works to change the sexuality of a straight person. In other words, work to bend them.

A) Yea, that guy is such a bender.

B) I think she's trying to bend me.

by UhHeyItsMe December 24, 2016

Bender

The act of drinking over the course of a couple of days discrediting the linear time establishment and bending it to the next conscious day.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: It’s Sunday.
Person 1: Oh man we went on a complete bender.

by ellordito September 12, 2020

Fender bender

A term for gay sex
If you are the fender, you are the fender you are the one getting in one taking it in the rear.
If you are the bender, you are the one "clapping cheeks"

Person: did you hear that they are gay?
You: yea, they are totally fender benders..

Person: did you hear that they are gay?
You: yea, they are totally fender benders..

by Biggppp May 29, 2021

bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Bender November

The 30-day long bender after Sober October

"Sober October is almost over! Bender November is just around the corner!"

by Epson WorkForce Pro WF-4720 October 30, 2023