beener dogg

beener: a mexican.
dogg: being a close friend or a "homie"

"yo what up beener dogg?"
"not much homie"

by Erich October 17, 2004

Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.

Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!

by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010

beejer

Another term for a blowjob

Thank your mother for the gracious beejer. Here is the $5 I owe her. Please see that she recieves it.

by Bill January 28, 2003

better the devil you know

Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

by kweenmcr September 22, 2016

child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012