beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument
Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?
by Pheen January 06, 2018
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beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.
I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020
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Beef Broth

The name given to a troll who doesn't mind "Beefing" around. Send him/her the phone number of your friend and let them mess with them but they can only refer to themself as "Beef Broth." The other person has to be convinced that this is their actual name.
"Dude this random guy is texting me and he says his name is Beef Broth."
"Yeah his name is actually Beef Broth he's hilarious dude."
"His real name is actually Beef Broth?"
"Yeah it is!"
by Bason Bawkins March 06, 2018
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Lloyd Beefing

The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).
"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"
by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011
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Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.
I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.
by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021
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beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc
1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."
by mustbetom December 02, 2013
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Beef Poppers

I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.

I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
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